New Shoes - funniest moment

Today i got Jake some new shoes for the second time this month nanna linstead gave him some shoe money for his birthday so that was nice. We went to clarkes and Jake took an instant dislike to the woman measuring his feet i was trying hard not to laugh he tried on the shoes and she said do you like these he said NO she felt his feet he went for a walk and she said are they comfy he said NO when she went he whispered in my ear i love my new shoes i tried not to laugh.

When we got to the car he said mummy they feel funny i ignored him thinking his just tired or mad whatever, then when we got home na was in i looked at the shoes he chucked on the floor one shoe was a 8 1/2 the other was a 9.

I had to go back to clarkes na drove me he had been up from 3 am and was knackered we had a row because he didn't want to take us back.

When Jake and I got in the shop Jake said my dad is very angry with you to the woman hes in the car hes been telling mummy off and hes only wearing his pants only my dearest friends would get pantman well its true nathan drove me up the town as pantman life couldn't get better than that. The woman didn't know what was going on but she was very embarrassed and apologised i just couldn't get out the shop fast enough.